"Who Did Those 29 Realistic Farts?"

I'm Matt.

19, Cis Dude(He/Him/His), Canadian, Recovering Hipster, Tragically a Pop Culture Expert.

I consume things and sometimes I create things. Sometimes I critique things we consume, but one thing at a time. I like all kinds of art and entertainment, and I hope to create more (writing, drawing, making videogames and music, etc.)

I also have interest in other things, like politics and computer programming, but I'm a neophyte in those fields.


If I ever do anything rude, harmful, or offensive and you feel safe and comfortable enough to do so, call me out! I promise I'll at least try to change my behaviour for the better.

caseylalonde:

Deltron 3030 - Live at KEXP

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

Most people are saying that it got them completely wrong, but except for #4, it’s all accurate for me.

I love the soundtracks to any 90s action movie with an “edgy” twist, because the soundtracks are the most “90s white boy angry mix” kind of music ever.

Like, I was in my friend’s dad’s car today, and he has a big collection of music that he definitely hasn’t listened to all of, and he had the End of Days (the movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger fights the Devil) soundtrack for some reason, and the tracklist seriously included Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rob Zombie, Eminem, Powerman 3000, The Prodigy, Everlast, and Creed.

And The Matrix soundtrack was equally goofy, sharing Rob Zombie and The Prodigy, and adding Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Deftones, Rammstein, and Rage Against The Machine.

I guarantee that if I was 12 in 1999 instead of 2006-07, those soundtracks would have been my favourite albums, because I was a white suburban male stereotype like that.

comicalhorror:

peculiargroove:

getyourspoons:

♪ I can’t explain, why I feel this way about you

It’d be a shame, living in this world without you

There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you

You are my fantasy dream come true ♪

THIS MADE MY FUCKING NIGHT

I WILL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL

(via getyourspoons)

evansback:

I win this battle (Ass-tetick)

My friend’s winning #aesthetic battle move

"You want this burger, Buddy Holly?"

"Well, too bad, you can’t have it!"

This cassette compilation is the most #aesthetic thing I own.